Okay so ,fuck the flu. I have a sinus headache that were it a earth tremor, Africa would have split by now . You know? Like how they say the earth used to be one big continent and then SHABAM !@#$%!!!!-Ultimate separation. Thank god none of us inhabited earth (supposedly) then.
Open scene:
Mama goes to the shop to buy a loaf  ‘o fresh bread, she comes back to find shes been separated from her loving husband and two do-good-er kids by oceans, literally. She then continues to swim across the treacherous tides in efforts to get back home. She gets chewed the fuck up by the jaws of a great white who then decides he doesn’t like white meat and spits her out. Bread loaf floats along endless ocean into an emotional sunset.

End scene.
I may I have an over active imagination, but I’m pretty sure my version beats the history book bullshit.
Oh yeah I Turned 21 on Sunday.
I got a SB-600 speed-light, and a circular polarizing filter and a tripod. My face hurts from smiling.
Post.Script- I would acually consider this as an actual form of getting income.For real.
Oh and I’m watching Have Heart and Shipwreck A.D on Saturday and Sunday so i may not be around. Go visit your gynecologist and get your yeast infection checked out in the meantime. Your friends are just being nice, you smell like rising bread.