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Robyn. 
YOU.ARE.ELLi dont have insomnia, im not a pro photographer,i'm small in stature,i like old things; but not in that "oh i'm so pretentious and "different" way. Im predictable at times,I sneeze on the daily, i'm highly insecure. im a pro-crastinator.I like phoenetics and junk. I enjoy breaking a sewing needle every now and then and spending as little moneys as possible. swish! |
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Sunday, October 11, 2009
You make me hate sobriety Its EFFING cold! my hands are burning from a mild case of hypothermia and minutes ago ive decided that I am one super indecisive hooker. I really want a blog, but i have a problem with commitment. it has to be perfect or i throw up or walk away. I tried the whole tumblr thing, but it reminded me of cheap disney movies filled with pretty pictures and "cute" quotes. And shit if i wanted to be linked to something "cool" i'd hit my stumble button. Thank you assholes. Tumblr:0 Me:1 Trillion. CHYA! Anyway im trying this whole wordpress thing again. it just feels a bunch more uniformed. Update on my puny life at present: Ive been on vacation from college for the past month.Which is super rad cos i got to go away with the long haired one (no im not lesbian, he just has longer hair then me). And in addition to that a- trip with the family to a game reserve where i DID NOT see ONE freaking jungle cat! But i saw a Hare and it changed my life. oh yeah and i watched an elephant pee...HOLY SHITBAGS people who are into beastiality should get themselves checked out. Or shoot themselves in the Epiglottis. Im pretty certain a female elephant has trouble stomaching that thing. "Stomaching" haha FUCk i'm funny.Not really. but you should just go with it.
Bruno is the biggest load of homoerotic bullshit i have ever seen in my life. Dont get me wrong my middle name is CRUDE (thats a lie) but that was probably on a whole other level. There was a point i thought i had puked through my nostril when i had to sit through a minute of member meatspinning. But it was just my usual "nose run". Tissue please.*PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFSHHH* (P.S i had to go hospital last week cos of Bronchitis induced asthma (blabla long story- pity party for one) where i saw an old man walking around in his robe with his derriere on show. That may have been right up there with the meatspinning on the gross scale. Tuneage: "Hear the Sirens" are the SHIZZ.They have changed my life. Seriously Check them out NOW! http://www.myspace.com/hearthesirensband 12:02 PM
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Ling-Kiss Amy Sue Graham Paterson Jun-A |
