Robyn.

YOU.ARE.ELL
i dont have insomnia, im not a pro photographer,i'm small in stature,i like old things; but not in that "oh i'm so pretentious and "different" way. Im predictable at times,I sneeze on the daily, i'm highly insecure. im a pro-crastinator.I like phoenetics and junk. I enjoy breaking a sewing needle every now and then and spending as little moneys as possible. swish!

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Monday, September 20, 2010

I don't smoke but seeing as its Monday and its fashionable to HATE Mondays. I thought I'd title this post (pessimistically) so.

I started knitting again today. Another one of my attempts at passing time. Knitting is EXACTLY like riding a bike, once you've learnt how you'll know how in the future. Knitting also exhausts all your energy and makes your limbs sore (moving your hands and fingers continuously can be very demanding).I got a cramp in my hand after I cast on like 5 stitches.

After that experience I'm near certain that the inevitable aging process Ive been trying to avoid accepting has started turning its cogs into motion. I'm 22, I didn't think it would start hitting me this fast. I get piercing sinus headaches poking my brain and eyelids whenever possible, i have to turn the volume down to 22 instead of 58, i walk up the stairs and am ashamedly followed by breathing patterns very similar to that of my 70 year old grandmother.

Jesus, have i ever told you about my grandmother? She's a riot. No really.She once asked me if i had ever "got it on" with a guy before, to which i replied " jesus gran, i dont ask you what youve been up to in the bedroom!" " (thick french accent) ahhhggg *lots of hakking here* ggggroooobeen, eets all concrete down zer *gesturing towards things i would prefer her not to gesture towards*" . I'm too tired to write a well structured paragraph about her now but i will, one day. She's awesome though, like old-age home awesome.

My point?

I never have a point really, just a bunch of badly constructed sentences stringed together by and's and periods.

I wanna be old and batty. Just so people can use that word when they talk about me. Batty.


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