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Robyn. 
YOU.ARE.ELLi dont have insomnia, im not a pro photographer,i'm small in stature,i like old things; but not in that "oh i'm so pretentious and "different" way. Im predictable at times,I sneeze on the daily, i'm highly insecure. im a pro-crastinator.I like phoenetics and junk. I enjoy breaking a sewing needle every now and then and spending as little moneys as possible. swish! |
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Thursday, September 16, 2010
Slacker Shit. I slacked again. Creature of habit. So the fan on my laptop had a centimeter of dust on it.Fantastic.I want a mac. Donations? I'm POSSIBLY going to TRY update more seeing as my laptop no longer frustrates me with TURN ON (Robyn gets excited) TURN OFF right when everyone finds out Sookies a fairy. By the way, WTF... a fairy. I loved True Blood for its gore and all the vampires intense sexual advances on anything with a sexual orifice. Now they're all like- HEY lets chuck in some fairy lights and generally feminine ambience, that way we can soften the whole storyline. Charlaine Harris, you may still be my hero but you let me down there. I don't want softening, I want death and destruction and ridiculously sexual charged vampires. There's a a reason you have a much broader following then twilight. So I've been occupying myself with three jobs as mentioned prior. Getting extremely bored at the one, tired of being nice to people at the other and loving the third. At the one job, I work next door to this lunatic of a man who sells antiques, I don't think I've ever met a middle aged man this funny, except for the time my sister was approached by a middle aged man at a market holding a bucket of oil saying to her in a whisper so seductive, "lets eat". Seriously though this guy has a knack of being crude but hilarious at the same time, he has no regard for what people think of him or his opinion and he believes he can get any woman he wants through buying her food. Sadly the last assumed generalization can truthfully be said for a majority of woman,i say this cos antique man provides me with proof. Antique man also shares a similar purchasing philosophy as me. Or an excitement, one could say, at the prospect of buying something for dirt cheap and selling it at a 800% mark up. Antique man also likes The smiths. He made me aware of this when i was playing them in the store. He asked me to play "meat is murder", told me he had the LP , shouted "Oh Morrisey for fuck sakes go eat a hamburger" and promptly walked back out the shop. A week later I caught him outside watching a short skirt girl crossing the road on a very windy day. "Come on wind work your magic" says Antique man. Short skirt girls attempts at keeping her glorified "belt" down frustrates him. "Stop it you stupid slag! You wore the skirt, now let it fly!". needless to say there are many gems that spit themselves out of Antique Mans mouth, but I'm not gonna divulge them all...yet. In other news I'm trying to get a better copy of photoshop seeing as mine got all frisky with my computer and but got denied and now refuses to work with me. It also refuses to read .raw format which is what i use 70% of the time.Bitches. Have i mentioned how much i want a Mac? I'm not posting a pic today. I'm too tired and i have this dire need to clean my ears again for the third time this morning. My boyfriend says i clean mine too much, he says this pointing at me with a yellow ear bud hes just used. Mine are as clear as a glass of water. I wanna learn how to become a dedicated e-bay'er. Its intimidating but the idea of competing for something i want excites me. Im gonna make it my mission to learn how to do this, this month. My personal missions never really fabricate though..anyone wanna baby me? 12:54 AM
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Ling-Kiss Amy Sue Graham Paterson Jun-A |